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Our time has been spent telling you about our views on the Biden administration. This is something that we do nearly every night. It can get repetitive. For once, let’s just leave the Biden government to speak for themselves. The show recently filmed footage of Joe Biden (or vice-president) of the United States. Or vice versa depending on how you view the footage. This video is an amazing glimpse into the lives of these individuals. Perhaps the best thing is the fact that it comes directly from the Biden government. It was apparently released deliberately. They wanted it to be seen. They believed you’d be amazed. They believed it would look nice. Keep that in mind if you watch the clip from Kamala Harris’ “surprise” birthday party the other day. 

This is probably the most memorable sad party in history. Talk about an event that’s completely free of mirth. This is like an alien room full of people rehearsing the concept of happiness. Kamala Harris (the head Alien) is an unusual being named Kamala Harris. This strange alien walks into the safest building in the universe with a piece elasticized fabric wrapped around her face. That’s completely normal. Another masked birthday party.

Kamala Harris is then seen walking over to an unidentified man. Press reports say that he is her husband and is also fully vaxxed. The mask on his face suggests they have never met or live together. Although we don’t know what the truth might be, they continue to perform the worst imitation of a kiss possible, awkwardly rubbing each other through gauze. Harris then suddenly shouts surprise at herself for hosting her surprise birthday party. 

This is the most bizarre thing that has ever happened. They are the people responsible. These are our leaders. They run the country. It gets really bizarre. Joe Biden, in another video released intentionally by the White House media office, is seen in an unrelated video teetering in a hallway, seemingly unaware of where he is or what’s in his possession. Spoiler alert: they’re flowers. 

KAMALA HARRIS, AS JOE BIDEN GIVES HER A BIRTHDAY GIFT: Really? Joe, it’s so sweet. Awe, I’m very touched. Many thanks. (kissing sound). We are so grateful. It is so beautiful. … This is my favorite. I’m going to hang this up with great pride. Thank you Mr. President.

She is seen in the mirror alone, then begins to talk. The alien pretending to be vice president says, “Oh Joe, I am very touched.” The word beautiful is what she continues to use. This is a word no human has ever used since 1977. It even has a false kiss sound, which you can hear if your ears are open. Although we assume Harris created that sound, it is possible the soundtrack might be playing in the background. Lifelike Party Sounds Vol. 1. It’s impossible to be sure. 


We do know that the regime wants you to view this. A regime’s propaganda can speak volumes about it. North Korea is awash in propaganda. Kim’s government just released a clip of soldiers breaking concrete slabs by their naked hands. A communist who is particularly dedicated lies shirtless among broken glass shards. This is the clear message: They are the ones defending North Korea. Don’t be late or you will die. Ok, you got it. 

So what is the message in the Joe and Kamala videos, you ask? Your nightmares can be real. You may not have realized it, but the people who are in control of your life are worse than you imagined. Kamala might have appeared a little fake to you. Joe might have seemed a bit out of place. The White House says that you may not know half the story. 

Kamala Harris may be an actual robot powered by batteries. A.I. is the new frontier. Joe Biden is more than just punchy. He is almost unconscious. This is the message they are trying to send. It is really bizarre, and has been ongoing for some time. Do you remember last year, when Joe Biden announced that Kamala Harris would become his vice-president? They released this video as an announcement. 

KAMALA HARRIS: Hi, hi. Hello. We are sorry. 

JOE BIDDEN: That’s fine. Ready to start work? 

KAMALA HARRIS : My God! I’m so excited to get to work. 

JOE BIDDEN: The first thing is, yes. 

KAMALA HARRIS : Yes, Joe. I am ready to get on with it. This is what I’m ready to do for you. Just to be honest, I am very honored and excited. 

What? This is beyond comprehension. 

So, why would Joe Biden’s people want to show the public something like this? Perhaps they aren’t concerned. They might not be embarrassed by Joe Biden’s situation. Perhaps his condition is what made him the Democratic nominee to be president. 

It’s not unimaginable, it’s happened, there’s precedent for it. A group of untrustworthy political operatives from Istanbul in 1617 installed a man with mental disabilities as the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire. He was called Mustafa The First. Later historians referred to him later as Mustafa The Mad. 

Mustafa used to babble like an infant, and throw coins at birds. He would sometimes take off the turban of someone’s head if he was feeling sportive. He was absolutely insane. The majority of the population did not know this. When the sultan left the palace, he used a script to speak. 

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He knew that his friends preferred it this way. It was easy to control him. 

Joe Biden, whatever your opinion of him may be, is easy to manage. This clip shows Biden referring to the “Harris/Biden administration”. 

JOE BIDEN – The Harris/Biden Administration plans to revive that effort and continue pushing for more opportunities to assist military spouses, veterans and their families in finding meaningful jobs. 

This is not a prepared statement. These are statements made by Biden employees voluntarily. Many of these statements are similar. These are not jokes. They will only show you what they wish. 

Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris’s mother, was raised in Canada. She vowed that she had witnessed “multiple generations of her relatives” celebrate Kwanzaa. It is an American holiday which was first created in Long Beach (California) after Kamala Harris was birth. 

KAMALA HARRIS: My sister and I, we grew up celebrating Kwanzaa every year. Our family and our extended family, we would gather around across multiple generations and we’d tell stories. Children would be seated on the floor while elders would take turns in the chairs. … So to everyone who was celebrating, Happy Kwanzaa from our family to yours.

This is crazy. While not every word can be true, it is impossible to believe that any one of them is lying. 

It was prepared and carefully thought out. Then, I did not even take the time to consult a calendar. 


This was just like Kamala Harris saying that Tupac is the greatest rapper alive, 23 years later. It doesn’t matter if you have a chronology or what the facts are. So words don’t matter anymore. We have never seen a vice-president who is Kamala Harris. This is the true message. What Kamala Harris looks and feels like is all that matters. Her Martin Luther King is her. 

WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 21: U.S. President Joe Biden (L) and Vice President Kamala Harris attend the 10th anniversary celebration of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial near the Tidal Basin on the National Mall on October 21, 2021 in Washington, DC. Biden attended the memorial's dedication ceremony in 2011 with then President Barack Obama who delivered the keynote address. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Martin Luther King, in fact, told the story of a 1965 civil rights march that took place in Birmingham, Alabama. One police officer asked the young girl present at that march: “What do your desires?” King said that the little girl looked straight at him in his eye, and then answered. Fweedom. This was in 1965. 

Kamala Harris tells the story in Kamala Harris’s version. Kamala Harris is Martin Luther King’s modern incarnation. 

KAMALA HARRIS: She would tell the story about how they’re marching, and this is back when strollers didn’t really have armrests and seatbelts. Then they start shouting, and then march off. All of this. And then I think as my uncle Freddy, you know, looked down and said, look in the stroller, which was empty, and said, ‘Where’s Kamala?’ And apparently, they left me like a block behind. I’d fallen out of the stroller. That’s it. And then my mother would tell a funny story about how, like, one day she and I was fussing and, you know, and so I’m fussing – it’s much cuter when she would tell the story – so then she would look down at me and say ‘Kamala, what do you want, what do you want?’ And I’d look back up at her and I’d say ‘fweedom!’

Wow. This is Martin Luther King in Canada, ladies and gentlemen. But without the wisdom, insight, restraint, or eloquence. However, it has an entirely new engineered, creepy laugh that scares small woodland creatures and squirrels. Maybe you enjoy it. Perhaps you’d like to hear more frighteningly creepy fake laughter coming from an ambitious woman with blind eyes. You bet the White House.


Kamala Harris is available to satisfy your endless appetite. A video was released in which Harris talks about space. 

KAMALA HARRIS: I just love the idea of exploring the unknown. Then there are other things that we don’t know or haven’t found yet. There’s so much out there we need to explore. This is my favorite. That is what I love. So I am very excited for the space council. … You guys are going to see you’re going to literally see the craters on the Moon with your own eyes, with your own eyes. It’s going to be amazing, I promise. 

ItThat’s what makes it so funny. The truth may be hidden from your eyes, which is what you imagine. It’s impossible to know the truth. However, truth often lies right in front of us. The video demonstrates it. Take a look at this video. It’s all truth. They want you to know the truth. And for that reason, it’s deeply revealing. This video reveals everything. 

We later found out that Kamala Harris was actually a child actor who was listening to Kamala’s talk on space. However, he still seemed the most authentic person in that clip. You have to admit it’s a bit crazy. They don’t even realize how bizarre they appear. These people live in an airless, tiny cult, where everybody pretends Joe Biden is completely competent and Kamala Harris, a civil right hero. It’s Jones Town. We just played clips that are document evidence which historians in the future will examine to determine what America went through. 

President Joe Biden attends the 10th-anniversary celebration of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial near the Tidal Basin on the National Mall on October 21, 2021 in Washington, DC. Biden attended the memorial's dedication ceremony in 2011 with then President Barack Obama who delivered the keynote address. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Everyone has been going insane behind the White House’s heavily guarded doors. Biden’s administration just declared this week that anyone who dresses in a gown is now an admiral. The brave Four-Star female admiral was sent out by the Biden administration to give a speech which reads like something from a D-Day documentary. 


DR. RACHEL LEVINE: I am truly honored to join the ranks of men and women across this great nation who have committed to defend the United States against small and large threats known and unknown. As the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps first woman officer in the Four-Star category, it is an honour. 

You are being challenged to say that this is absurd. We are not going to play along. They don’t believe it. You have to think about how long Joe Biden will take to appoint his horse to the Supreme Court. You have to wonder how long it will take for CNN to inform us that Joe Biden has appoint his horse to the Supreme Court. You shouldn’t laugh. It would be hateful. 

This article has been adapted to Tucker Carlson’s opening comments on the October 21st, 2021 issue of Tucker Carlson Tonight.

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