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Greg Gutfeld: We are our own enemy now, and we don’t have to lift a weapon

Greg Gutfeld: We are our own enemy now, and we don’t have to lift a weapon


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People were alarmed about China’s launch of a nuclear-capable hypersonic weapon, an advancement in weaponry that shocked U.S. officials. Yes, I do! Who knew China would launch something harmful that ends up going around the world—probably should’ve been prepared for that

Evidently, the rocket’s long march missed its target by just 24 miles. But it’s just like getting up in the middle of the night to pee, it’s close enough to matter.


However, we seem to be focusing on the wrong thing! China might just have developed a hypersonic weapon. But we are killing them in so many more areas. Their only pronouns are two. There are 237. 

And they don’t have a diversity program, even though they launched a rocket. Have you ever seen a picture of all the astronauts they have? All of them are Chinese. We’re also very good at creating nonbinary bathroom facilities, including private changing areas. If you’re feeling flirty and fun, there are plenty of options. We may lose the war, but we’ll all be buried in Versace’s fall collection.


True. China has the best schools in the world, producing many of our most highly-skilled college grads. But our schools are better because we’ve learned teaching math is racist. They’re colonizing their neighboring countries. But we are decolonizing science! 

But don’t get depressed! We are also trying to defeat China, even though they’re busy. You think China’s got an edge on America – you haven’t seen how America is doing, Against America. It is being destroyed! Literally.


Yeah – we are kicking our ass, and we don’t need your help China! You’re already ahead of us. Our black belt is in self-destruction 

Consider this story that is barely covered. The New York Post reports that a fire set by an arsonist/sailor last year, which destroyed USS Bonhomme Richard’s massive navy vessel, was left to burn for several days because of both systemic and individual failures. This was because the crew wasn’t adequately equipped to combat the flames.

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Yeah, inadequately prepared – if only there was some water nearby to put out the fire. Reports show that many lapses were made in communication, training, coordination, communications, fire preparation, maintenance, and overall command control. Everything else was great.

It is obvious how crucial they are. ThoseVariables, provided you don’t use white rage to communicate with firefighters. After all, those long hoses represent the patriarchy that’s oppressing women for centuries. The Navy was forced to destroy the vessel because it would have cost 7 years to repair and $3 billion to fix. 


Trump spoke out and stated that he can do the job in 10 months for less than ten grand if they agree on renaming it. Fixing this ship is not infrastructure. But free education for illegals qualifies. So, we can’t put out a fire, but we did read up on anti-racism and white supremacy. We can’t fight fires but we can fire military academy members simply because they were appointed by Trump. 

Today, it seems that wokism is the only thing that’s flame retardant. Well, that and Biden’s spider-man pajamas. It shows us how China is beating us.

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It makes me wonder what an angry white male would have to say.

Tom Shillue: The way China has been acting lately—embarrassing us on the world stage, acting aggressively in the south China sea and then there is the virus, I call it the China virus but I guess you’re not supposed to do that—I keep thinking the united states is going to do something about it. We trade with them, acting as if nothing is wrong. I guess it’s because we’re nice. Yea, that’s it, we’re nice!

It is a fact that our priorities were not right when we created the hypersonic weapons. China is no longer our superpower. We’re destroying the one we used to be. Every new standard that their weapons sets, we set a lower standard for our schools. We are our very own enemy now, and we don’t even have to lift a weapon. We are the enemy.

China won because our intelligence and military saw the average American as a threat. We didn’t make it difficult for China. China has an advantage in that they don’t have an academic, media, or entertainment institution who works tirelessly to compromise their security.


I guess that’s part of America being a free country, but why be so maliciously stupid about it. Just because we can destroy ourselves – why should we destroy ourselves? Every time I am uncovered by my primary care doctor, this is something he asks.

China also does not produce social justice warriors, whereas we’ve become the world’s assembly line of these fascist cretins. While a nuclear weapon may be capable of destroying a whole city, only one person can do the same without blowback radiation. China loves woke American corporations. 

China is paid by America while supporting a dangerous ideology that continues to crap all over America. It’s like paying a hitman to shoot yourself. While our companies support Black Lives Matter in this country, they embrace slave labor elsewhere. And like the women’s soccer team in Tokyo, America loses. Because we ignore the bigger, uglier problem, while obsessing over problems that don’t exist.


So as China reaches for the stars – and I don’t mean LeBron James or John Cena – We reach for the anti-racist policy manual. It’s sad: China gave us both COVID and Stockholm syndrome.

We might be better off quaking in the boots. These shoes are made probably in China. 

This article was adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the “Gutfeld” edition, October 20, 2021.

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