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Greg Gutfeld: We are playing a game of Russian roulette

Greg Gutfeld: This is a Russian Roulette game.


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The show is doing very well. I’m sure this because I read all the mail. Clive is my young assistant and reads the mail to me while I’m lying in my hammock. He also gives me grapes. He actually fires them at my face.

A lot of mail said, “Greg this show is doing fantastic.” And “dude,” you really have been training.” Wow, you seem to get bigger every day. Signed: Neil Patrick Harris.

However, I do get some complaints. A lot about not enough camera shots of Kat’s feet. Varney forgot to receive my email. It’s mostly about swearing. The show is full of swearing, which I find quite offensive. It’s easy to laugh and can make you feel good. However, I dislike it when it gets too much.

Why am I saying all this? Well, cuz we’re f***ed. We don’t have any other words to describe our current state of affairs.

You can think of it this way: As we make parenting illegal, we also decriminalize criminals. We protect people who are trying to help their children, and we also protect the ones we want to harm. Our society is in an era where deranged criminals can be caught and released into the public, just like a fisherman who releases a small bass. 


Now it’s a game called Russian Roulette. It’s the government that is firing… You are the bullet.

The secure libs all watch “Squid Game,” a South Korean drama that shows children being randomly murdered in various games. You can think hide-and-go seek using machetes.

The first episode was enjoyable, but it wasn’t enough for me. You don’t have to see it. You can simply walk out and observe it on your streets.


Jermaine Foster is a sickly maniac. Jermaine allegedly robbed a woman and knocked down another. Maria Ambrocio — a 58-year-old cancer nurse. The day after she fell and sustained a fatal head injury, she died. This occurred in the afternoon in Times Square — you know; the only time decent people will venture there. The former number one tourist destination is now “Squid Game”. There are three types of people in the city: criminals, victims and Elmo.

Now, the second part. Like clockwork, the fiend had already been taken into custody — and then released. Tell me how racist our justice system is. Perhaps to Filipino middle-aged women. Like most other vicious thugs, the perp was tied to a groping offense. 

It’s a story that is repeated more than Seinfeld. This wouldn’t happen if he had been put in prison and not received the mental treatment we pay. Just like when a Republican was elected to office.


Did you know that the wife of the mayor runs a program worth 800 million dollars to assist mentally ill individuals? So far, it has only assisted two people: The mayor of New York and his wife.

There’s more nuts on the streets now, than after an explosion at the Planters factory. $800,000,000 – nobody knows where this money has gone. My thoughts are patio furniture, weed.

Meanwhile, his son is being chauffeured around by detectives from De Blasio to and fro the drug store. Makes sense… De Blasio doesn’t want his son to be a victim of the crime wave he’s responsible for. 

As Attorney General Merrick Galrland orders the FBI to investigate domestic terror threats made by parents, Flat earthers, however, have additional evidence to support its claims.

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As real homicide rates skyrocket, he’s focusing on “claims” of harassment against school boards. Yeah, he’s right.  All those videos showing parents following their teachers to the bathroom with their phones are familiar. Screaming at school board members, while they’re trying to have a quiet dinner in a restaurant, going to people’s homes and chanting with bullhorns in the middle of the night. Ah, but wait! His Team.

Think about where you might end up.

*Skit of inmates one in for murder, the other in for questioning mask mandates at schools*

It could be a game for deflection. To distract attention from real problems, create mass panic by creating a false problem. But it’s hard to get distracted from your stolen car, closed business and knife wound.

Yet, people continue dying — whether they are Black teenage girls in Chicago or Asian-American women in Manhattan. Their suffering has no political significance. Those black lives don’t matter to ‘Black Lives Matter.’


So as real criminals roam free in the streets like moose in Alaska, and parents of all colors get demonized for caring about their kids’ education, what are you left with? An activist government making activist parents.

The best way to make millions of Americans redistribute is by calling them terrorists. Protecting the thugs while you are doing that is the second best way. Now the tide will turn if you put everyone in danger.

A red tide if you will. Small anti-government groups, like red tides, will soon rise to the surface. 

It’s been interesting to see movements change. Perot was back in the 1990s… Perot back in the 90s… This is the time to start a movement of parents that will stand up against this “government” bowel movement.

No matter which news station you follow, safe streets and schools are very popular ideas. You shouldn’t have to pay taxes for the government who chooses to harm you. This is like giving the bully in school lunch money every day.


What is the point of respecting a government who sees you as a greater threat than al Qaeda? While citizens are murdered openly in public view? A new Black Lives Matter is needed.  You can call it AllEvery life is important.

Greg, that is racist! Eh, go f*** yourself. Yes, that’s right, I did swear. I will not repeat it again. But it’s time we gave a f***. Cuz if we don’t, we won’t have any left to give.

This article has been adapted to Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue from the October 11, 2021 issue of Gutfeld!

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