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Greg Gutfeld: No one is in charge, and no one cares

Greg Gutfeld: There is no leader, and there are none who cares.


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All you Friday people, happy Friday! It’s been a wild week. It’s like one of Hemmer’s hot tub parties. Bad things are happening, but it’s okay because we’re all in this together.

First, last night’s town hall. We got what did Joe give us? It was a chaotic mix of emotions, looks and memories. Butthead’s Cornholio is the greatest impersonation of Beavis. Is that what you were talking about? It was even more

Joe Biden October 21st: Fourty-five percent of all goods entering the United States of America west coast through Los Angeles. 

Anderson CIs it Long Beach for ooper?

Biden: Long Beach. Thanks!


Anderson Cooper: Have you ever considered visiting the southern border?

Joe Biden: I’ve been there before and I haven’t. You mean I am familiar with it. It seems that I ought to go lower.


Joe Biden: What you can see is that wages have risen.


Joe Biden. I can kill you!


Joe Biden – I believe gas prices will begin to drop as the winter progresses. Please excuse me. It will be 2022.


Joe Biden, I am sorry to inform you that there is no near-term fix.


Anderson Cooper: President. Anderson Cooper: Mr. President.

Two famous men are in the audience, President Joe Biden.


Perhaps they were Beavis or Butthead. Well, that’s the opposite of comforting. He seems to only be trying to divert our misery by promising us more misery. That and stories about trains.

Joe Biden – A lot of Amtrak employees have become my family. It’s not a joke. // Angelo Negre came from where do you recall Ang? Ang came up to me one day when I was, when they just had announced that I had flown one million, some x number of miles on air force aircraft and Ang comes up and I’m getting in the car and he goes, joey, baby, what do you. He thought the secret services were going to kill him. I replied, “No, not, no. He’s great.” He is good. True story. 

A human train wreck. Sorry – the only Biden who knows about rails is Hunter after he’s snorted a few fresh ones.


America fears, Joe tells the debunked story of a deceased Amtrak employee. This guy’s memory is so bad he’s plagiarizing his own lies. We covered the story about the supply chain crisis last week. But like the president’s memory, it’s only gotten worse 

Stockpiled. Escalating prices. Panic. Kat can’t even buy hair. But nothing has changed. Why? Because the activists, politicians and rich are not affected. The very a**holes who are responsible for this mess. But it affects you measly country bumpkins and you don’t rate.

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I mean – when’s the last time you wore a designer dress to a gala event? I was there on Thursday. But I digress. 

They did drag Buttigieg from his marshmallow-and-kitten fortress to make a point, but all he could offer was, “sorry, you’re stuck with that.” Although he’s smart, he is not a leader. He reminds me of Eddie Haskell, from “Leave it to Beaver”, but he hates the beer.


I don’t have anything against paternity leaves. I’m sorry, but it was Mayor Pete that made paternity leave look bad. Are you going to take a leave of absence for a while? It’s not like he’s Octomom. He didn’t have 8 kids by C-section. He got a nice federal position with good perk, but then was forced to bail for 2 months as the country sank. What do you think your real name is? Kamala Harris

Hell, even I didn’t bail in my first year at college and that was after realizing it was a Holiday Inn Express.

It is not true that anyone is in control. No one is in charge. 

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Biden, like the big trojan horse, is being carried into your living area by Susan Rice and Jen Psaki. However, there aren’t any warriors in it. This presidency, the headless horseman, is a Halloween-themed image. It’s not a costume, it’s real. And the cobwebs for the decorations come from inside Biden’s head. 

How do you tell who is in control? Did Biden really unleash those famous executive orders when he got in? Remember how that was meant to show he was in charge, when really it was all symbolic bull****. 

Let’s not forget the border crisis. All he wanted to do was reverse Trump-era policy, let the new policy fail, then slyly revert back to Trump’s and act like he saved us from the disaster he needlessly put us in.


Now – with this massive crisis, nothing. He could have done something. But he won’t. Trump is the one who would have nuked supply chain crises like a hurricane. In the exact same manner he resolved North Korea. Abraham agreements were the key to the Middle East. Of course, the vaccines. 

He would’ve targeted the issues and blown them up like they were Solemani on the way to the airport.

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It all started with the supply chain. He would’ve created warp speed in a trucker hat. Just with his Hell’s Angels connections alone, the shelves would already be teeming with Christmas toys. 

Oh wait, that’s right…his tweets were sometimes abrasive. So let’s replace him with a cross between Gilligan and Thurston Howell III. Biden regrets it. This problem was solved by no one. Kamala, Joe, Pete all have no responsibility for solving this problem. She’s too busy avoiding the immigration crisis. Even migrants don’t run from the border like she does. 


We discovered that Merrick Garland, a clown-show host, had deliberately targeted domestic terrorists (i.e. This was based on an anonymous letter that came from a left-wing group who had previously conspired with the government. It was all fake. This guy’s dirtier than Dana Perino’s mouth after 2 shots of Fireball.

He said that he also gets his news most of the time. This could be CNN. This explains why he is so empty-headed. He did not know anything about the Loudoun County rape or the attack on the Department of the Interior. CNN doesn’t report news because it protects an audience that has room-temperature intelligences.

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Media quotes politicians, while politicians quote them. They keep going round in circles. I won’t use the crude expression for that kind of circle – I don’t want Jeffrey Toobin to get excited. 

So like Joe and Mayor Pete, Merrick’s another headless horseman. Nothing, nothing. He was just a strut and left behind heaps of horse crap that the peasants could shovel. But now he kicked a hornet’s nest with his bare feet.

Are you a believer in Black Lives Matter and the Tea Party? Try millions of scorned parents, from all economic groups, with more racial diversity than a 1980’s Benetton ad. Garland kicked his mama bear and the bear’s temperament is that of a constipated Bernie Sanders.


Now parents may be disadvantaged as activists – they’re new at it, and also they’re too busy to occupy a park, block a highway. You can even poop on the sidewalk. Their jobs are real. However, they have also children. The people I detest. But I get it.

If you try to get at parents and children, the battle will be won quicker than any Joe Biden day. You should fear the headless horseman. He said he would unify the country. He did. He was defeated.

This article was adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the “Gutfeld” edition, October 22, 2021.

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